More evidence that we are shifting from a Trickle Down Economy to a Robin Hood Economy (take from the rich, give to the poor).
The head of Homeland SECURITY doesn’t have good enough security to keep her bag from being stolen?
Probably stolen by a member of her own security detail.
Fucking hilarious.
I mean unless her phone was in it… although who just walks around DC with $3k lmao
I once knew a rich guy who carried two envelopes in his suit pockets. One carried small bills for tips and such, and the other carried large bills because “you never know when you are going run across a good gun deal.”
Oh no! That’s terrible. Anyway…
I’d be willing to bet she just lost it and is blaming crime just as a deflection.
With all that’s going on, my instinct is that she had secrets or something in there on a USB stick and passed it onto another country while blaming crime. (Or that is, crimes other than her own.)
Or used it to pay a debt?
The 80s called. They want their shoulder pads back.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer Nazi bitch
Brutal, I love it.
Who goes out with $3k cash? Even if you are so wealthy that the quantity is like $20 for normal people, that’s enough to make you a target if someone discovers you have it.
That comedian… You know the one. The young Jerry Seinfeld… He did coke and then made a Netflix comedy show about doing coke.
oh no
anyway
How the fuck is she going out in public and not being shot in the face? Honest question.
Supposedly she has a lot of homeland security protection. But not good enough to stop her stuff from being stolen?
I cannot think of someone more replaceable than her.
Also pretty low on the recognizable list.
In a gravel pit
Department of Handbag Security Chief Fails to Secure Handbag.
Hunter’s Laptop people speaking up in 3…2…1… wait where are they???
Drug using dog killer obviously can’t be trusted, she was clearly on the way to buy more drugs. Lost more state secrets than Donald’s toilet library
Ok but actually though, who the fuck has $3000 in CASH just for going out to eat???
People with under the table (off the books) laborers to pay.
If a black guy was pulled over with that much cash, the cops would civil forfeiture it because it is obviously proceeds from drug dealing.
I trust they are now investigating her ties to the drug trade?
Human trafficking is probably the more promising direction.
Don’t forget to include animal executions…
Silly goose, she’s buying drugs.
Have you seen her Meth campaign in South Dakota? Slogan is Meth, we’re on it! https://youtu.be/7LVcI-DQdYA
Meth campaign in South Dakota
Is that where it was so bad they had Gators on it? Or was that Kentucky? (Suddenly I have no idea where your provinces are)
If gators are involved it’s likely Florida
TBH I’m surprised the bag itself doesn’t cost more.
The bag could have cost anything.
The title says she has $3000 in cash.
It would be a funny onion article to talk in depth about the very specific items, brands of makeup, number of coins, etc.
Yes. And the article has word AND numbers in it. I have it on good authority.
