Thanks

Im sorry, marched around the what?

“Is funny?”

Around me, 242-2000 might be a close second to yours. It’s for a taxi company.

They even have a little jingle for it. Can’t forget it even when im drunk.

I like how it’s mouth looks small because of the beak, but when it opens it up, it looks like a muppet, or Canadian from South Park.

Is that a pug wearing a duck bill in the top right?

I get that. He is good. It probably stems more from that very weird point, where he was doing kind of Andy Kaufman thing.

Rapping and that weird interview on Letterman, where he was giving one word answers to all of his questions.

Joaquin Phoenix.

It’s my spirit animal, I almost had to pick this one. :)

It clearly not a two party system if the fucking dems can’t agree on anything.

“Sorry we fucked up, but you fucked up first. So… five more years.”

Not in real life but he plays one on TV

So, my wife worked for a chain pet store. Thier veterinarian came in with him saying someone surrendered him.

The maggot was just under his right eye. Vet said that he was unsure of how long he would live.

Fifteen years later…

Like the Nazi rapper?

What if they are brother and sister?

Hag up before the beep! Or else it just record you hanging up, and leave me a voice message to delete.

I was up late watching a live stream. Haven’t seen anything about the guy in a min van doing reverse donuts near the crowd. Some people were throwing rocks at him before he took off.

Chopper followed him till he parked, then a cop car pulled up and arrested him.

We all know what he desires…

“If you’re from the pan handle, no.”

" Let’s change the wording a little bit and we can charge them with the same fucking thing twice."