That is so asinine. Don’t go places that require shoes or just wear shoes if you have to.
Or, get body paint and paint on a pair of shoes. At least that takes some skill and you don’t look like a spoiled jerk.

eventually

Really? c=mc² Cool. Thanks for the tutorial.

One persons treasure is another’s trash. I have bought books for a dime that I treasure.

Which store is this? It sounds like a great place to hang out.

They all look a little weird, like some old time photo editing was done.

Sure, lets go with that. The fact she was really cute did not cloud my judgment in any way.

When I asked for a Dr Pepper in Tennessee the waitress said ‘here’s your coke’. So I said ‘wait, I didn’t order a coke’ and she said ’ it’s Dr Pepper’. I thought she was flirting with me, so I started smiling at her and gave her a nice tip. This whole interaction now makes a bit more sense.

I think I remember he once built a giant shield from asteroids to block the sun during a large solar flare. That would be an easier way to cool the earth.
Also, the earth reversing direction was not what caused time to reverse. Time reversing is what caused the earth to reverse direction (just a movie visual clue).

10 commandments are old testament, new testament says love your neighbor was the most important one.

I looked up the recipe for baked beans recently and navy beans was the third ingredient after all the sugar (molasses, brown sugar, granulated sugar).

Yes, some girls don’t want to not have a boyfriend over the holidays due to social pressure. Not sure if that is still a thing, but it definitely was when I was young.

Gently blowing on the opening sometimes works

To paraphrase, shout proudly and carry a brick.

Triggers some boomers too, since we had to listen to it on the radio (AM) from time to time.

Yet Wikipedia says Sony launched it in 1984 but changed the name to Walkman at some point

Oh yeah. She’s a demon and it is part of their culture to expose a lot of skin.

How is Hyper Text Markup Language not a programming language? Now JavaScript and CSS are arcane rituals, but html is well behaved.

When I read ‘subhuman men’ Andrew Tate’ image flashed in my mind.

I almost always prefer SO answers because there was chance someone had the same issue I was seeing. Documentation only shows how things should work and dedicated forums are very hit or miss.