One time I was on a call and started panicking because I couldn’t find my phone. I expressed this panic to the other end of the line, increasingly anxious, until he went “dreamer, it’s in your hand”

“Oh.”

Don’t stop believing in my ass

Frozen fruits? They don't taste as good but you can still throw them in your smoothies and then safely forget about the rest for 2 months

Yakisoba, or Soba for short