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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon isn't fooled by planes

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Anon isn't fooled by planes

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    As long as the tanker weights less than the weight of all that water it displaced, it will float.

    But steel is heavier than water

    • Lka1988@sh.itjust.works
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      9 hours ago

      And water is surprisingly heavy itself.

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      If you take 1kg of steel and 1kg of water, which is heavier? That’s right, steel is heavier.

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        A steelogram of kilo is feather than heaviers

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        If she weighs more than a duck, then she’s made of wood.

        • DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works
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          And therefore?

          … A WITCH!

        • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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          We shall use the larger scales!

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        https://youtu.be/-fC2oke5MFg

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          Now this guy knows what he’s talking about

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      Ah, but boats aren’t solid steel! It has lots of hollow spaces inside, making the volume up displaced water bigger, without increasing the weight!

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