Write the story and let Lemmings decode it.

    • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.worksOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      12 hours ago

      A man and a woman are cannibals and loves eating human hearts. One day, as they were doing their photography hobby, they found a plant that looks fresh and they suddenly feel hungry and want to taste the veggie, so they are considering eating their first vegetarian meal for a long time. Unfortunately, the garden is privately owned, and the security team shoot an arrow to the man’s heart as he was obsessively looking at and trying to steal the veggies. The woman took the man and then using her new invention, a flying machine to fly to a surgeon to save him. He gets saved. The say a few prayers as the woman touches the man’s heart, asking for blessings. They decide try foraging. But its still summer and its very hot, so they’re sweating. They find some fruits instead, as they were about to take a bite, they saw a stray cat, so they fed the cat instead. They found the Ring from LOTR and declared themselves King and Queen.

      /jk But I like my dumb interpretation of it tho. 😁

    • TehBamski@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      12 hours ago

      Man and woman fall in love ?while one of them was getting a picture framed?, the dude takes a picture of his dick !missing emoji!, she loves the dick pic, the got out, the fly to where the picture was captured to recreate it, they fall even deeper in love while on vacation, she gives him a handjob and get’s all hot and heavy from it, while he puts a finger in her but and licks her pussy, he proposes to her, they the fall deeply inlove.

      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        edit-2
        12 hours ago

        That’s actually not far from the story of my fiancée and I!

        Our tale is slightly unconventional, but you got pretty close