I shall fight Secretary of Education Linda E. McMahon in a televised cage match, the winner of which gets $2.7 billion in federal grants and the power to uphold or destroy America’s continued technological and economic success. Secretary, I hope you brought your mouth guard.

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    Oh no, J.R.! Is that…are those puppies?! Actually literal puppies! Aaah! It’s Kristi Noem from somewhere in the crowd?!