“I’ve had psychics tell me a lot of things, but none of them have told me that I was an undercover police officer here to arrest them” — an undercover police officer

It took me at least three attempts to not read that as “due to unforeskin circumcisions”

Remember when you posted this?

Akshually, you will, Nostradamus has said so.

Jay Leno reading headlines

“Psychic hit by a train. … … …You’d think she would have seen that coming.”

I think you’re all being a bit unfair. They hadn’t even taken the class yet! If they’d already run the class they would have seen it coming. Can’t expect someone to do something they haven’t been trained to do.

In a similar vein, if Miss Cleo was actually psychic, why didn’t she ever call me?

1941: Germany invades Russia but can’t complete their mission

… they did not see that coming