34·4 days ago- me, an ice cube
- ugh, no I don’t want to leave the freezer
- oh no! He’s picking me! Grab one of my annoying neighbours please!
- you know what? I’ll jump out of his hands! He’ll surely have to pick me up and put me back.
- what the fuck? He just kicks me underneath the freezer to melt uselessly?!
- fml
26·4 days ago- me, an ice cube
- can’t wait to get out of this place
- door opens every day, but never get to leave
- anon finally picks me out–this is my chance
- wriggle out of his inept grip
- make a break for freedom under the fridge
- mfw the fuckwit helps by actually kicking me further under
8·3 days ago- me, an ice cube
- want to see the outside
- the door opens and i get picked
- exited i try to look around
- get dropped on the floor, still exited
- get kicked under the fridge
- enraged i take revenge by feeding mold and warping the floor