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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

They'd think about you if they could.

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They'd think about you if they could.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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  • Lembot_0002@lemm.ee
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    At least I think about dinosaurs much more than they ever thought about me.

  • fiddledeedee@sopuli.xyz
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    it’s not the same sun, it’s WAY older now

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    MY EYES!!! … HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO LOOK!!! … IT BURNS!!!

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Do it for them.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      *STARES UNBLINKINGLY AT IT THROUGH AN AIRCONDITIONED ROOM*
      I’VE BESTED YOU ONCE AGAIN YOU CRETINOUS BALL OF FLAME

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    And also drink the same water they did and expelled.

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      Water is created and destroyed by biological and other process. Here go photosynthesis:

      6CO2 + 6H2O + sunlight energy -> C6H12O6 + 6O2

      I’ve made water to cure heartburn:

      NaHCO3 + 2HCl → NaCl + H2O + CO2

      Burning wood (cellulose):

      C6H12O6 + 6O2 = 6CO2 + 6 H2O

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        Chemistry, bitches!

  • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip
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    Why does the giant bird have no plumage?

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    I’m pretty sure they would be just as self absorbed as we are. When your arms are not long enough to itch just about anywhere all you can think of is how much your back is itching.

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      Now I’m imagining T. rex rubbing its back against a tree the way bears do…

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      We would domesticate large carnivores in no time by just providing food and back scritches.

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    Heraclitus said that no man ever steps in the same river twice.

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      Beautiful. Love it.

      Also love that name…

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    You’ve got to be kidding! Every morning, as soon as the sun even gets close to coming over the horizon, it seems every dinosaur in the neighborhood starts tweeting, or screeching, or cawing. Don’t believe for a second that I haven’t thought about this and been grateful that none of the toothed ones made it. I wouldn’t be able to take the din.

  • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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    Wrong ! The only think about is big titty goth girlfriends

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    And also made up of some of the same matter.

    At least the plastic in my brain is going to be made of refined high pressure dinosaur juice.

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    I do think about that.

    But also about how T-Rex was on the other side of the galaxy.

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    Ship Sun of Theseus.

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    I sometimes imagine that with stars and people from a few thousand years ago

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    I do, also,

    You get to see the same sun that some aliens see in their night sky.

    You also get to see alien suns in your night sky.

    Thousands of species will observe and study the black hole in the centre of Milky Way just like we did.

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    Actually, the sun got hotter since then.

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      Actually? You prefix the statement as if to say the original statement in the image isn’t true just because the same sun started burning hotter.

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