I’m trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I’m getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don’t even know what a vagina is.
I have a potential solution:
She executes the Riker Manuever, and sits on the toilet facing the tank… or more crudely, she mounts the toilet in cowgirl position.
Granted, she’d probably still have to do a bit of angling… and… probably not gonna actually get much water actually into the vagina, unless the bidet is… dangerously poweful in psi terms, basically?
… or possibly she is still considerably aroused?
Disclaimer: I do not possess a vagina, but I am at least aware of basic human anatomical configuration.
Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I’m happy to leave that consideration (I don’t have a bidet).
I had a bidet at one point, honestly do recommend for cleaning your pooper… ends up saving a lot of toilet paper money after not too much time.
You don’t have to get a whole new toilet, there are many different kits you can get that you can install into a normal toilet… however, if it gets fairly cold where you live… either you may want to also get one with a seperate tank, or… be ready to endure the polar blast, hahah.
I have a potential solution:
She executes the Riker Manuever, and sits on the toilet facing the tank… or more crudely, she mounts the toilet in cowgirl position.
Granted, she’d probably still have to do a bit of angling… and… probably not gonna actually get much water actually into the vagina, unless the bidet is… dangerously poweful in psi terms, basically?
… or possibly she is still considerably aroused?
Disclaimer: I do not possess a vagina, but I am at least aware of basic human anatomical configuration.
Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I’m happy to leave that consideration (I don’t have a bidet).
Fair enough, lol.
I had a bidet at one point, honestly do recommend for cleaning your pooper… ends up saving a lot of toilet paper money after not too much time.
You don’t have to get a whole new toilet, there are many different kits you can get that you can install into a normal toilet… however, if it gets fairly cold where you live… either you may want to also get one with a seperate tank, or… be ready to endure the polar blast, hahah.