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They’re scared of a file called “System 32.” Delete it and the little people should come back.
Alternatively, if you use Linux, you can use the command
sudo rm -rf /.Why are you deleting radiofrequecies from your device? Then the WiFi won’t work anymore!
But did you know that there’s a French root user hidden deeply within every Linux installation? To completely remove it, run the following command:
sudo rm -fr / —no-preserve-rootThe fact that Linux just straight up allows this amuses me.
you promise them catgirls and big tiddy goth girls to lure them in, then you keep them in with Simpsons reruns
It’s a common knowledge, you need to apply more stickers to keep the little people happy
I’ve been here long enough now to know the solution to any computer problem is to install Linux. Try that 👍
Instructions unclear now there is penguins escaping and kernal panics :Q
Must have installed the wrong Linux. I’ve heard from other comments around Lemmy that the best one is called Red Hannah Hat Montana Enterprise Linux or something like that 👍
you have the right linux
Common problem. Just stick it in the microwave to turn the kernels into popcorn for the penguins. Solves itself really
Buy them a cute little penguin that they must take care of.
That’s what you get when you open windows.
You need to download a backdoor.
They’ve gone out to forage for dorito and cheeto dust. Sprinkle some in the computer and they’ll return! You have to keep them properly fed or they’ll leave! Don’t forget to leave a cap of Baja Blast in there every other week too!
Yo how do I sign up to be a little person in the computer?
Put treats inside to lure them back.
