My wife would be super freaked out and disgusted if I was reading a Bible.
She’d sit down and flip though the naked ladies one though.
Sounds like you two have a great relationship. I’m gonna take a stab in the dark and guess she’s bi?
Reading the BDSM sections of the bible about stoning the ladies ?
To be fair, there are naked ladies in the Bible too.
That Song of Solomon is some horny shit.
I love the argument that it’s about the love between god and his followers. Like, nothing against horny deities even ones who fuck their followers, but this interpretation sure does make it sound like the god who demands chastity really wants to fuck you.
It’s really contrived, too. This argument comes from people who will tell you that you have to use the whole Bible and not read between the lines. Then they have to struggle to find a reason for Song of Solomon to be there when it’s been considered canon for thousands of years.
Can’t just use the straightforward conclusion that Solomon was horny.
Was that the one about them two daughters? I feel so bad for that father. Like couldn’t they have found literally anyone else?!
No it’s an erotic poem actually. Has lines like “her breasts are like twin gazelles”.
Help me out here, I’m having trouble picturing this. Like… a pair of complete, full-size gazelles? Just fastened to the woman’s torso? If not, which parts?
I found it!
but that says the bibble
You dare question the mighty Jimmy?!
Get down on your friggin knees, right friggin now, and pray with me!
From: Dad
Subject: fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: re: fw: FW: fw: SO TRUE.
Complete with a full chain of CC headers so you can harvest the emails of about 400 old men they used to work with and everyone at the golf club.
N*ked Bo
Lady ok
Bi
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Makes me wonder what the EU men do
UK men look at books that depict beautiful women with teeth that aren’t fucked up.
French men look at books that depict women who aren’t cheese eating, chain smoking, fuck ugly surrender monkeys
German/Scandinavian men look at books that depict women that actually smile.
Irish men look at books that show women who aren’t slobbering alcoholics
Iberian/Italian men look at books depicting women who are capable of communicating in an indoor volume
Offend Everyone 100% speedrun
I look at Asian women, haven’t been paying much attention to the teeth.
Naked Men book obviously
Official EU response:
Took me a bit to figure out what BI BLE is. I initially thought it had to do with bisexuality.
Not that but rape and slavery for sure.
