I bought a bottle of mint and eucalyptus body wash. Now it feels like my butthole just smoked a Newport.

We have a local burrito stand that sells a burrito called the megalodon. You can get this spicy as well.

If you finish it all in one sitting, may God have mercy on your soul because you have two hours left of your life to enjoy the innocence of not knowing firsthand the life changing experience of having the eye of Sauron come out your ass.