I feel like this is to the start to a super, super spicy harry/Dumbledore fic on AO3
Mr. Filch! Clean that up!
Professor Snape! Clean me up!
Yeah… calmly.
Wailed calmly is pretty great
When I grow up, I wanna be an astronaut!
Well I’m gonna be the first woman prime minister!
Well I’m gonna become a doctor and cure cancer!
Into Slytherin you go, you ambitious little fucks
It makes more sense if you know Rowling is a shitty neolib and looks down on people trying to make society better.
Isn’t it like
Illegal to post the unedited text
Why would it be illegal to write about fictional dead children?
Copyright joke
Where did Ganondorf come from?
The Gerudo Desert
Gandolf had his vilan arc
Weird choice of words to censor.
People do weird things to get past auto-censors. Sometimes it feels more like people developing new superstitions for a digital age.