Whoa, whoa, there are people who don’t like Windows? I thought Windows was like the king of operating systems?
Whoa, whoa, there are people who like Windows?
Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90’s
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn’t suck, it’ll be a vacuum cleaner.
Your dad is a great dadjoker!
Apparently it’s Athena Linux. At least, that’s what the hackable vacuums use.
android
Damn I really can’t argue with that. The developer is a prick
Void
Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo–
I’d say Manjaro but they’d probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.
Ironically it’s probably Suckless.
All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
TempleOS is the one TRUE OS
TempleOS is God’s chosen OS, but I don’t live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.
But it isn’t Linux.
Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?
Void has a really badass name.
Kali Linux. All the kids talk about it. All the kids want to be with it.
Linux From Scratch.
Which honestly might be necessary to actually get a fridge running a free operating system, anyway.
TempleOS
Be careful to not store any water in there
It’ll turn to ice cause it’s so cool?
Or to Wine?
the one you, the reader, uses
Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.
Ironically, I’m reading this from PostmarketOS, which has support for the echo dot 2, feature phones and some smartwatches, so it might be realistic to run on a vacum lol.
Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
They actually have an oracle cloud too. It’s used by some companies… And it’s awful.
