Extra mature cheddar, pink lady apple, rocket, and homemade onion chutney on some also homemade bread. Insides of the bread toasted just a little to give it a bit more structure.
This is a direct response to the awful thing posted in !memes yesterday
A cob? Midlands detected!
(Source: https://www.ourdialects.uk/maps/bread/)
I’m not-very-secretly actually Scottish and would have called it a roll, but that map absolutely validates my suspicion that it wasn’t a universal term