This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to post it.
He was still conservative AF, but the MAGAs think he’s “evil” because he was advocating for helping those who have less than you, helping refugees, and treating people with compassion, even if the look or love differently that you.
Being a selfish asshole is MTGs entire brand.
The thing is that religion, like conservatism want to just “be a little assholes”, but being an asshole attracts bigger assholes and pretty soon your movement is all massive assholes. So you, little asshole, feel betrayed, because you just wanted to hurt some people, but now your being pushed out because the assholes in your group want to hurt everyone.
When you make deals with the devil, sooner or later the bill comes due.
What an obnoxious piece of shit.
Extremely old and sick person eventually dies
Yeah, that wad all MY God’s work!
These people are so sadly simplistic
My god is Chronos (God of Time), so literally everything is their work.
If evil was being punished by God, why the fuck is this screeching demon still alive?
MTG is proof that a horse can get sunburn.
With one eye staring directly into it at all times.
She still speaking so we all know that’s not true.
It’s because he was just a bit nicer to minorities than other popes, right?
And to migrants.
If her god existed and worked like she thought to defeat evil, she would have been toast long ago. She’s the epitome of evil.
Maybe she worships Tzeench?
Nah, given what we know about Drumpf and his cohorts, Slaanesh is the one being worshipped. Tzeench likes change, but the debauchery and depravity that is currently happening with this administration fits more.
Khorne was G.W., Nurgle was the first trump term, Slaanesh is the current one, Tzeench will probably be the redeeming god. The Materium can only handle so much.
Tzeentch sees the other three ganging up and goes “bet”
ETA: he’s been known to see this happen and just… win. Like. He could’ve at any point, he just doesn’t because it’s fun.
I fuckin love Tzeentch. Love of the game right there, literally.
My TED talk on the non-existence of god is simply me blowing a raspberry and pointing at a photo of this woman/cyst.
It took me too long to realize you didn’t mean blowing air out of your mouth onto a raspberry.
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Huh, pretty on brand with Republican Christian values to be celebrating a person’s death.
Not any person, the literal representative of Jesus Christ on Earth.
Well that part at least is debatable.
She’s consistently tactless. At least she has that going for her.
He finally defeated this evil man… after he rose to being the fucking pope, led the church for 12 years, and died at a ripe 88 years old…
Idk, I feel like God didn’t do much at all. But if he’s striking down evil, I’d get to painting your door in sheep’s blood real quick, Marge.
Timely reference. Nice.
I suppose any pope who gives a crap about the actual people is considered a bad pope by republicans.
Interestingly, she’s a former Catholic
And what is she now? 🤣
A fluffer for donvict.
Not getting Raptured
Catholics do not believe in the Rapture. That is a Protestant, particularly American Protestant invention.
Paleolithic
Hellfire’s bitch.
Fuck this insanity. All these hollows need to be removed from society before they destroy it.