Take some ketamine and then let me know if it still doesn’t make sense

There’s a cool YouTube channel called “Will it Blend,” and I think that dude should get those phones.

“We were looking into you”

A: Hey bud, this house is probably gonna need a new roof soon. the foundation is all eaten up. Those pipes are still lead. There’s asbestos in the walls. And you’re right next to a waste water treatment plant. Maybe you should look for anoth—

B: No I like it. The door is my favorite color.

A: Color? I mean, you can paint any—

B: No no, this is the one. It has a red door. Nothing else matters.

Any American willing to fight Europe is a piece of shit, especially if it’s your job.

I feel like this article is about 25 years too late.

Either way, rent will go up to eat it all away.

To be fair, most Americans do fall for things pretty easily when all they have to do is literally nothing

That orange face paint certainly does make more sense now.

Gucci just needs to come out with bullet proof vests. They won’t work for shit, but all the republican women will buy one.

I’m glad this turned out to be legit. I had wallet out on day one of this campaign.

There’s a reason why they won’t get on one.

Yeah but Elon doesn’t have any more pain receptors. He can just go until he bleeds out.

But what about all muh fOlLoWeRszz?!

But hey at least we saved Gaza, right? …right?

Interesting read

They’re still talking about Gaza and Biden, I doubt the dem voters are even going to acknowledge Ukraine at this point. People are very easy to distract.

That’s a man who doesn’t want to be shot at!

There were two choices. None of them were great. When life gives you lemons, don’t add Nazis.

But they get all that communism?!?! Right?