So left and right are the same!

/s

Or as the Tiger Lillies sang: „It makes me quiet sad, to watch young people dance,

they could burn the discotheque, they’ve got every chance!

Start a fire, start a fire, start a fire today!

Machste nix 🤷‍♂️

The people from northern Germany have very honest, but simple way to answer this question.

„Na? Wie is?“ (How is your life going right now?)

„Muss ja…“. (It is going on because it has to.)

The farmer and the farmhand are out in the field working. Suddenly the sky closes in and it looks like rain. The farmhand says to the farmer: “If we don’t hurry now, we’ll get soaked here.” The farmer says to the farmhand: “Then go into the house and get my wellies!” The farmhand says: “Why me? Why don’t you get your wellies yourself?” The farmer looks at the farmhand angrily and asks: “Who’s the farmer? Who’s the Farmhand?”

The farmhand goes into the house in a rage. The farmer’s wife and her pretty daughter are sitting at the kitchen table. The farmhand says to the two of them: “The farmer said you two should get naked so I can fuck you.” The two women look at each other. The farmer’s wife is surprised: “No, I don’t believe that. The farmer would never say something like that, would he?” “Yes, he would,” says the farmhand. “But I can ask again just in case.” He goes to the kitchen window and opens it. The farmer’s wife has followed him and is standing next to it. The farmhand shouts out into the field: “Farmer, both of them?” The farmer looks at the window and shouts back: “Both of course, you idiot!”

I know a variant ending of this:

I messed up a bit. They were sending the thinnest wire they could build.

Just days later, the engineering team received their drillbit wire with a note attached: „The description got lost on the way. We didn’t know what to do with the rod you sent us, so we cut an internal threading into it. Best regards!“

But they are right: You can’t sell cool toys with subtlety.

Are you a horse ?

Soooo… Dynasty Warriors: Scotland? Look interesting

An old math/science teacher I know always says: „Vorsicht, heiß und fettig! Ungelernter Kellner!“

Which is german for:

Careful, hot and greasy! Untrained waiter!

It makes me feel so sad to see young people dance,

They could burn the discotheque down, they’ve got every chance.

Then they’d get themselves into the news,

Burning things, burning things can make you famous too.

Tiger Lillies - „Start A Fire“ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqLmxvpiI

This article also fails to tell the whole story. There were still riots days later when the Maccabi fans have left already. The following article seems to be balanced.

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/11/12/europe/amsterdam-riot-police-soccer-violence-intl/index.html

You are showing exactly the behaviour that the meme is criticising.

You are showing exactly the behaviour that the meme is criticising.

Obviously I have no idea if this works for you, but for me, it comes down to this:

• The Cycle of Hobbies I jump from one to another without any schedule or plan. Oftentimes I take interest in a new variation of one of my hobbies, but other times I just pick up old projects that (for no apparent reason) are interesting again. But(!) I (by pure chance) have a pool of hobbies that are different enough, which makes switching between them easier.

• enjoy it while it lasts I stopped caring about finishing a video game. I may pick it up in the future (or not) but that does not lessen the enjoyment it’s giving me in this very moment.

• stop it, if it starts to suck I am that I learned to stop reading a book I do not like, to stop watching a series I don’t enjoy or to box a project that becomes to tedious to finish. If it becomes interesting again in a few months or years, I will gladly try it again but if not, it probably wasn’t worth my time anyway.

So long story short:

I burn through hobbies, but I can say with confidence based on experience (and a pinch of hop) that the ones that really got to me will come back eventually.

You can try to write yourself a „dopamine menu“ with stuff you know you generally like. This may at least help bridging the boredom gaps.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-6WCkTwW6xg

There‘s a tiny detail that makes Nazis even worse than (at least non-offending) Pedos:

Beeing a nazi is a choice!

I think it’s tougher for children to be left by one parent, than having a by-choice-single-parent. I think role models of any gender don’t need to be your parents.

How exactly is nuclear energy safer than solar energy?

Yeah right…

Ukraine using publicly available camera Drones to drop grenades on russian invaders?

Bravo Ukraine! Very creative self-defending!!

Mossad putting explosives in items terrorists ordered to specifically to coordinate their terrorrism?

Booh! Not allowed, bad Israel!!