Jesus is always on the job site by 730 with his tools and a smile on his face.

You don’t know old until you’ve had to change the IRQ for your sound card because wolf3d.exe’s settings were different than swotl.exe.

Gimme a stoner any day. Better than trying to talk a roided up jock half way through a bottle of tequila out of punching his nana. I don’t consume myself because weed just puts me to sleep. I guess I’m mellow enough.

Remember when Idiocracy was a farce instead of a documentary?

I was just thinking earlier today that I miss Tim Walz. Walz 2028!

Did both parties involved in the transaction get fired?

As are pretzel buns.