ah good, lemmy hasn’t changed a bit since i left it 2 months ago

welp see you losers next year

for those unaware, this is made by Reddit’s /u/ObviousPlant (you can see his logo in the bottom right). nothing he makes is real

i’ve heard of jokes going over people’s heads but i think you had to duck

Ah yes, let me just boycott my health insurance provider. Since it’s provided through my work, it’s real easy and convenient (not to mention cheap!) to switch to a different provider. And as for socialized medicine I’m sure Congress will get right on that, just as soon as the Democrats have a majority in the Senate. What’s that? They already had that and they sat with their thumbs in their asses not passing any laws because of something something bipartisanship? No matter, I’m sure it’s fine. If we put them in charge again I’m sure things will be different! We just need to vote!

on the plus side, i now know that if a climate disaster doesn’t do me in, the french revolution 2 electric boogaloo will

shooter was trained videogame killer

Oh my god, is it time for the boomer “Call of Duty makes kids violent” discourse again?

Among Us

nvm, this is peak comedy actually

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheManIsStickingItToTheMan

No, the company used “appoint some other asshat to do the exact same shit” (or if they hasn’t yet they soon will)

You keep using that word.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

a disease we are not to blame for

you mean bloodlust?

The more-or-less stated goal of the second amendment is that the people have the tools needed to overthrow the government if they need to.

AI will replace me in like 3 years

I will have NONE of this defeatism.

You and the guy you’re replying to

you have more respect for literal farm animals. ergo you do not see him as human.

What did he deserve, then?

Yeah, people actually doing what the second amendment was explicitly written to allow them to do looks like, uhhh… January 6, 2021.

least rabid ml user:

both your accounts are on world, though, and at this point i honestly wouldn’t be shocked to hear that you woke up tomorrow to find you could no longer log in

my sibling in christ this is lemmy you don’t need to censor swear words in your posts. see watch: bitch ass shit fuck damn cunt

i would be so naughty do you know how hard it is to get solar panels that aren’t leased from a shady company