Requirement: let me play the video games I want to play that have anticheat

A stiff requirement

Consider average intelligence, consider now that half of them are dumber than that.

I mean a lot of companies are like “stop it we don’t want to be a generic trademark!” because it can cause them problems.

I like that they’re losing money, I dislike that drump himself is probably receiving that money.

MFW 9 millionth “Why yes I did commit treason that anyone else would be in gitmo for” remark. (Nothing will happen)

God it would be so funny if France extradited him or something and trump just said like “yeah take him lol”

Wait how do I restrict apps’ access to the inthernet what phone lets me do that

This isn’t the slam dunk you think it is, it’s a battle royale game… Everyone is going after everyone.

There are a lot of testimonials from people who own the bastard things declaring that they’re virtually unsellable, by the way.

I know we’re having fun here but I genuinely imagine it would be a complete fucking nightmare as soon as anything went wrong with it and I would absolutely not be willing to pay for repairs.

I wouldn’t take a cybertruck if it was free, ignoring musk entirely it’s just a bad vehicle.

The only place I’ll drive a Cybertruck is in Fortnite because there I want my car to be unsafe.

I’d sooner go to prison

This motherfucker really is all four horsemen of the apocalypse all at once huh?

Oh that’ll fucking show em

I think the two handles were just put in at different times, or are made of different materials.

If the top handle was “dirty” the discoloration would be localized around the gripping point

“which he signed into law in 2020.” You’ve got to be fucking kidding

I believe it has something to do with oh I don’t know, the United States devoting more money to war than nearly every other country put together, or mayhaps the 750~ military bases the US have got scattered all about.

Be super fucking foul and un advertiser friendly to make it less useful, OUTLAW COUNTRY

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