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Going Nazi? They’ve always been Nazis.

Freshers are the British English word as well, possibly the rest of the English speaking world.

For a second I thought the tamatoes were another Saddam Hussein meme.

Oh come on, you can’t mention shitholes without including Shad and Whitebirk, surely? Admittedly, it has been donkeys years since I last set foot in Blackburn.

Classic Blackburn.

Never realised the coffee materialises in a different spot than the cup.

I didn’t expect it to include podcasts this year, so it outed me to a work colleague (there was a gay podcast I tried in it). He was chill about it, but why the fuck are podcasts even in Wrapped?

Hudson Hawk, fucking barmy film.

Game changer!

Compared to USB-A, not really that much of a game changer (it’s still the most common for me). Though I do not miss the three rotations to get it in.

Compared to Micro-USB? Holy fuck, I almost refuse to buy anything still using Micro-USB ported now. Mainly because I can’t never find the fucking cable for it.

I’m not sure it’s stated, but I thought the planets that had already been purged by Thanos’ armies, like Gamora’s planet and Xandar were spared the snap.

Just tried, only pissed myself.

So is Halloween (Samhain).

Mel Giedroyc has let herself go.

What a terrible day to have mouths.

Don’t hold your breath. Their government is still as oppressive as ever.

The interview in the second one really got to me. His mannerisms really remind me of a friend of mine, and the descriptions he gives of that abusive power dynamic reminds me a lot of similar experiences I’ve had, especially the inappropriate ’jokes’ made about deeply personal issues like his dad. Really hope that dude gets any help he needs.

How many justices do you think there will be if there’s a new one appointed each two years and they are term-limited to 18 years?

I politely, yet firmly disagree.

Honestly they should just own it. Have an entire wall of beatific potato head people.