Goddammit, Jack Bower. You really are the man!

These cancerous “schools” need to close.

https://elan.school/

And if you, and potentially multiple family members, don’t pass a background check… you still qualify!

And again, NOTHING SEXUAL.

And don’t forget, ACAB.

Yep. When you’re stuck paying more for the foreign metals, it forces the US suppliers to charge less. Right? 'Murica?

A shower has been part of my morning routine for years. It’s more about clearing my head and waking up than it is cleaning myself.

I’ve been athiest since I was a kid. The older I get the less I’m able to ignore religion, and the more anti-thiest I become.

Or more kids. I already have two; no way do I want more; and up until this week, abortion has been illegal in Missouri. That includes pretty much any sort of reproductive care that would result from a pregnancy. No way would I want my wife to get pregnant again in this day and age.

Even better, check out a Waterpik. Basically power wash everything out. Feels so much nicer than floss.

Yes, I’m interested in your time for money exchange program.

But you can’t entirely quit because of the sunken cost.

I’m not sure you’re allowed to say the quiet parts out loud. It makes the people all uncomfortable. Like they think they might be the baddies. Please give me some feel-good propaganda.

Missouri just voted to ban RCV!

Then you’re going to have to learn some double-thing and join the fascists to make yourself feel better. Because Americans tend to hold feelings far more important than facts.

When the schools close, I guess everybody has to go to Christian school now! No sex education at all, please!

No, take off the mask when they complain, and then have a huge coughing fit!

Fuck. I hope Canada has some open slots for immigrants.