The Assman

How many people have insurance executives sent to an early grave?

Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?

Aggressive negotiations

Never stopped him before

You don’t have to be so dramatic.

Oh no! He’s hot!

Insurance ceo, the worst kind

You either need to do more or less drugs. I’m not sure which.

Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake

Relevant username

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

Thanks handsome

A fucking DORK?

So I did this last night after your comment. This morning it’s the consistency of yogurt. Maybe we have different definitions of “solid”.

It’s far from solid at room temp, not really liquid either. Hence the question.

How solid we talking 🤔 wondering about bacon grease

But what is Aleppo?

Damn, he never learned how to have sex :(

For me it was the body book at the book fair. I learned what the outside and the inside of a boob looked like that day.

In case you do, here’s a list of dozens of politicians murdered in cold blood this year: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_politicians_killed_during_the_2024_Mexican_elections

Now when you say “sort your own shit first”, you don’t mean politician murders, correct? Because that seems sorted.