I think he might be referencing those "I'm a Mac. And I'm a PC" commercials

I think you're confusing training it with running it. After it's trained, you can run it on much weaker hardware.

Did you check the actual TV settings? Some of them let you adjust where picture is displayed iirc.

Mineral oil supposedly. Do your own research since it's your kid, but it's considered food safe here. Food grade mineral oil is used on knives and cutting boards regularly.

into the labels found on the rind

The labels are directly on the rind of the cheese - not on a sticker or something.

He meant that you'd have to start fathering children at 14 so that you could have 4 of them under 18 by the time you turn 18, which would be the age for military service.

What makes that a bad thing?

But those people’s votes each matter the same without the electoral college?