But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

I graduated in 2010 and my high school had a 3d printer. They weren’t common in the 2000’s but they were around.

Can confirm, was an edgy atheist when I was 14 then real life managed to chill me the fuck out.

Friend: Brings up really cool idea for something to do

Me: Awesome! When do you wanna do it?

Friend: blank stare uhhh, I’ll have to figure it out, this week isn’t good

EVERY TIME

This is why as much as much as I don’t wanna die, I hope we never unlock the secret to immortality. At least for now billionaires and fascists all die eventually.

Level 18?

Is there a specific name for that type of clinic? You got me curious now.

Stick your hand in a crack, and you don’t get it back, That’s a Moray!

Oh fuck I can’t unsee it

oof ouch my bones

What an amazing landlord, I’ll make sure to tip extra well this month.