What’s the only reason the pyramids are still in Egypt? They’re too big to fit in the British museum.

At least the current vw CEO isn’t openly a Nazi and they make good cars; unlike muskrat and his swasticars.

To the surprise of no one who played it. What a dumpster fire.

You don’t seem to be getting anything positive out of interacting with your family, if you’re not financially dependent on them I would cut bait and live my best life. The text from your aunt is such passive aggressive bullshit, on her naughty list? Fuck outta here.

He’s too busy banging Melania to care.

Draining the swamp directly into his cabinet.

Don’t forget the racism and misogyny.

The first half have something in common with Trump then.

“yet” is one of the few things keeping me going.

Go deep throat a cactus Elon.

Little fucking late now isn’t it?

That’s just Donny’s overfull diaper.

Everyone knows the fat, old, sleepy, diaper wearing dementia patient slathered in fake tan is the absolute pinnacle of human health.

Well djt is a puppet so that fits.

She doesn’t want to miss a paycheck.

Hopefully he has a massive stroke.

He can’t get his diaper or shoes off without his daughter’s help.

Trumpcare is coming annnnnnny day now.

Was the other person hanging upside down in a red and blue spandex costume?