When we watched this as kids, my sister and I liked to joke about how the witch did him a favor.

The companies said a merger would help them better compete with big retailers like Walmart, Costco and Amazon.

You ARE big retailers!

The war on drugs is bullshit, but the fact is that the US government still considers it a schedule 1 drug. My point is that they shouldn’t be able to tax it while still pretending that it should be illegal.

And a tax on cannabis sales would fund these farms, he proposed.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but… is he really suggesting a federal tax on a federally illegal substance?

Honestly, that sounds like it’d make a pretty good Weird Al parody.

https://youtu.be/nfWwyZLTOaI

And as if he hasn’t been doing this throughout his entire term as president.

Donald Trump and promising people money you’ll never actually pay out.

The scientific definition of life changes constantly, but viruses more often than not fall under “not alive.”

Throughout, viruses have rarely been considered alive. More than 120 definitions of life exist today, and most require metabolism, a set of chemical reactions that produce energy. Viruses do not metabolize. They also don’t fit some other common criteria. They do not have cells. They cannot reproduce independently. Viruses are inert packages of DNA or RNA that cannot replicate without a host cell.

Source

It’d also be technically true to say “Elon Musk, CEO and self-proclaimed founder of Tesla…”

So original flavor dew dogs are ok?

It depends on where, but it can be quite a bit. Typically goes towards road maintenance and whatnot.

Ironic, considering how much gasoline is taxed.

Sick 🤙

Sandals and socks!