You hire all kinds of retards for that work because anyone with enough sense isn’t going to be retarded enough to do your dirty work…

It’s like, why hire a professional hitman when you can give a crackhead fifty bucks and a burner gun?

That last bit was my thought too, I ain’t taking a pager from that dude. Gold or otherwise.

About a decade ago I had a Fitbit and wearing it caused my wrist to break out in a rash. I sent a picture of said wrist to Customer Support and they gave me a full refund on it.

Now, I’ve not had a watch cause me to break out like that since and I’ve also never owned any of the other brands on this list… Now you got me wondering.

First time I’ve seen his last name somewhere but when I saw the article I thought “Did they just transcribe LGR’s recent video?”

Shit, any Subaru owner probably has an RFID bag for when they go car camping and don’t want to wake up to a dead battery.

HTS is more aligned to Turkey than the US. The SDF keeps the ISIS chaps locked up in Hasakah with overwatch from US hellfire missiles.

The YPJ and the YPG are the terrorists that the US supports.

The pockets are alone to give away that Hostel guy is wearing a “field jacket” cotton blend while Agent 47 is wearing a ECWCS cold/wet weather top. He could have two jackets and all that but they’re different jackets.

I mean, the woman who was right next to the CEO understandably freaked and bolted but yeah.

You understood Earthbound? You understood the game that expects you to wait for like five minutes outside a waterfall without doing anything to progress?

I mean, the game is great, no lie, but understandable is not the first thing that comes to mind.

New job openings in the cartel after the withdrawal?

Trump first then, Elon.

Well, the problem is you’re thinking logically. It’s an ideological victory on both ends for him.

Conservatives view this as strengthening the military, not weakening it.

The actual strength of America’s Military doesn’t matter because they don’t have hostile nations on their borders. So when America’s Military loses some of their force projection ability it can be used to say we’re turning towards isolationist policy, which is also a win for him. (From the Putin angle and from the Conservative one)

And, again, if you point out that this move will weaken the American Military, well what are you? A terrorist who doesn’t believe they have the greatest, manliest fighting force ever seen?

If you’ve applied to several hundred jobs on USAjobs already, even with full veterans preference, you already know you’ll basically need a professional Government resume writer to assist you if you want anything higher than, like, a GS-8.

I remember Green Steam on dialup. The steam loading bar frolicking across the screen, left AND sometimes right. No “offline” mode. And, of course, being the only way to play Half Life 2.

They won’t.

A government building I visit regularly has a help wanted that claims the government is a leader in innovative solutions like telework meanwhile, the workers in that building have to work weekends in the office too!

And, of course, telework is actually is strictly forbidden at my location.

Alright Randy Newman, take out your insecurities on them.

Or, do, if the label fits. No sense denying a man his pride.

Inglorious Basterds

No no no, we can always blame Kamala’s laugh.