bold of you to assume elon cares about his children

consumers: "i am literally trying to give you my money"

corpo execs: "why is piracy on the rise?"

real name does not check out

"twitter (which is currently named x)"

amazing

sometimes the linux updates are negative calories

rip to the blokes in brexitland tho

he'll yeah

unlive, rather

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

lmao

$10 for falsified informatiom?

cats can have a little salami

as a treat

spoiler alert:

they wont

novideo's existence setting the bar so low that im giving kudos to a traded for-profit company

amd real af for that

kitty could just like/dislike the texture too, i guess

404: proprioception not found

🙃

:(

i see, please excuse my obtusity (im sure that must be a word)

as a lazy person, however, that sure seems like a lot of letters

not that i regularly need to look it up to be honest