Praise Mr. Skeletal for all my calcium. He rid the world of the non-believers. Toot toot.
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Cake day: July 9th, 2023
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"OK, google. Play the “rocking that dick” playlist.
5·3 months agoNo, let him. He is trying to help us.
5·4 months agoMy favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.
To shreds, you say.
This wouldn’t be half as funny if I wasn’t married.
Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.
Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings
When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.
Like anything, You have to pay extra for that…
6·4 months agoOr maybe strapped to a tree in a forest full of
hungryhorny grizzly bears. Is that better?
81·4 months agoWe call it a 3:45 ass…
This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.
5·5 months agoBut are you walking on sunshine?
Didn’t the ending have the text, “What the fuck”?
I kind of like:
Crocodiles?! Do not swim here?
Maybe the commie antifa super soldiers were the friends we made along the way.
Crusty jugglers!