Shake harder boy! {((✊))}

…you said 10 more years 50 years ago

But only the white middle aged men with regular male names and above average height.

And it only takes 22 seconds to consume.

Yes, but still never zero.

That’s right kids. You should always avoid alliteration!

Let them eat cake denied!

• Insurance companies

FTFY

And then he gets off scot free because the prosecutor keeps calling him Mario.

WTF‽

But, six is also a much higher number. Do you really think he can count that high?

Just don’t name it Steve. You’re in for a world of troubles with GPU Steve.

Ah geez, what if it’s A… Nah, let’s lock in D. Thanks Eddie.

Oh we definitely do! Definitely for this, and definitely for many other things.

No not in to your taint, on your taint.

What if, instead of cleaning up the mess we made… We don’t?

• C Suites

The five d’s of dodgeball life: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dread!

That’s a funny name for a horrible disease.

Sweet! What does mine say?