I was being fuel conscious. My initial thought was for the perigee to be within the sun’s radius.

I would suggest Mercury, just to be on the safe side.

Let’s stop beating around the bush, shall we?

Pig cheese is apparently tasty.

The correct answer to this:

Bro can’t be bothered to show up for work? YOU’RE FIRED!

FIRE HIM. FIRE HIM. FIRE HIM.

Doesn’t work a day in his life and his companies live on government subsidies! Deport him!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk on fighting the fascist.

Oh of course, sorry about that… (winks) officer.

Nice try. How long have you been working at DOGE?

Only issue I’ve experienced is with sound, I have a wireless plantronics headset I use for meetings and it likes to adjust the audio volume automatically for some reason. Doesn’t break anything, but is mildly annoying because of the pop-up slider randomly showing up.

Other than that, it doesn’t get in my way, and it’s the best compliment I can think of.

I don’t have specific software I need to run for work or anything, it’s just vscode and browser, so it’s smooth sailing.

For chilling, I’m massively impressed with how much proton/wine have improved, I’ve been able to run several windows games I usually play with zero hassle, except for the occasional visual glitch with shader effects (I have a Radeon card).

Heeey, another Windows to Mint convert! I did the same thing a couple of months back and have been having a great time, hope it goes smoothly for you too!

That’s not what this is, and even then, that competition wasn’t even good. You had two countries hoarding technological advancements for themselves, with everything having to be discovered twice.

This is a worldwide collaboration, where each assists the others, and it’s a much better way of making progress. See ITER.

Probably yelling her phone number to someone who blew her a kiss.

Well yes, you will be constantly tailgated on the left (fast) lane unless there’s traffic ahead of you.

Scoot over and let me break the speed limit in peace, or do you need me to TURN ON MY LEFT BLINKERS? (which by the way has got to be the most aggressively polite way of raging at someone in traffic)

There’s few things trump won’t do, but reversing a precious president’s pardon opens up a gaping hole in his own escape strategy and kills off a gold egg hen…

The one use of roundup that’s universally approved.

$ cp -r src/ src.old

No sir never seen it in me life, honest to god sir

I’ll add this along with “gargling beast balls” to the list of sentences I wasn’t expecting to read today.

Sex can transcend appearance much easier than love can.

My argument: as a shepherd, would you realistically consider any of your sheep as a love interest?

I rest my case.

Oh man thanks for reminding me of this.

Link with lyrics - not that it helps much IMO…

Haha jokes on you, I make so little that I don’t have to pay taxes!

Shit I’m gonna go live in the woods. Awooooo

Can I subscribe to more whale facts?

Also, doesn’t help that the guy is 86 years old. I have several people in the family around that age, and they’re totally unable to filter out all the garbage, the rage-bait and the fear that’s getting pushed down their throats.

They genuinely live in terror, it’s so sad…