“For no reason?” Were you hatched yesterday, or something?

Are you new?! He’s got the R next to his name…!

You beat me to it.

Remember when NYPD watched a guy attacking people on the subway with a knife?

Big ol’ (X).

I’d like it if Joss Whedon could finish a series. Firefly? The Nevers? So much potential to just get thrown away after one season.

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

The first six weeks of GTA Online are my favorite gaming memories. I was working 8 hours, gaming 12 and sleeping 4. I’m still friends with people i met in the racing lobbies…

You know your JRPG’s.

Statue That Just Found Out It’s A Statue is my new spirit animal…

In further news, Nintendo has announced it’s intentions to sue Nintendo over trademark violations.

Create a fake lottery to help get a fascist into office for the end goal of turning that $300bil into $1tril.

Thanks, TRex from Kung Fury!

I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

“Hey Lisa, i dare you to drink the water…”

A: “Must be doing something right then.”

B: “Oh no! Anyway…”

C: “That’s nice. I’m thinking chicken for dinner.”

D: “Did you say something?”

No no, you have your old desert hobo do the arm removal.

I

HATE

SAUERKRAUT!

I guess that’s all I’m really trying to say.

According to this ancient documentary… Yes. Yes they are.

three raccoons tumble out of a trench coat

Source? “Trust me bro,” the leading source on the Internet. Also, you gonna eat that trash?

Ok, Tazerface…