Since it's "good to be specific."

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/baguette

Granpa…is that you?

Oh the irony.

"…law firm it hired, Pender & Coward"

If you look behind the Bougie dog, there's a very respectable Chicago Dog. Love them too.

It was a recommendation from the server and the guy next to me at the bar. Probably wouldn't have ordered it had they not been so keen on it. The chips work for me, but I have been known to stuff a few chips in a bland, one-texture sandwich.

Thought it was gonna suck TBH. Couldn't believe how well it worked.

Sorry no.

Maybe…a little…?

That was me. I did that.

TIL coincidental creativity is universal before there was a universe.

Yeah but Octavius had a defective chip attached to his brain. Stone is a defective chip dangling from the asshole of America.

Really gave me a whole new perspective. Thanks for that.

RIP Yo-Yo Man. ♥️

Fried chicken and croissants.

Windows XP

I think that's Molly's on Decatur and am pretty sure I have seen that cat!

Duh. My bad. I shouldn't comment when I'm 3 beers in and my glasses were in the other room. Thanks!

Love locks I believe. A couple writes their names on the lock, attach it to a bridge or structure and then toss the key as a symbol that their love is forever.

Bought a fixer upper in June 2020 from a couple way in over their head. Zillow's estimate puts me up 38% from my purchase but with everything Ive added/built/fixed, I think I could double the price if I wanted to sell it- cool house in a now popular neighborhood. Doing well, I guess.

Didn't even notice and I can't not see it now.

Read the Narrator as Bill Hader doing his impression of Keith Morrison from Dateline.