Why you little…… ((✊)) 👴

Just learned this.

And you can’t put salve on your soul. 🙄

Hahaha. Dwarfs all over the place, Andromeda coming to rearrange our galaxy’s guts. One day, I’ll make a nasty NSFW comic about that. 😅

Ooh. I picked some random items from their menu, but apparently their website redirected me to the British version, which probably is the nearest Wendy’s near my country.

Well, if you’re looking for unrelatable and occasionally disgusting comics, check out mine. 😎

I once tried to start a conversation with a girl at a party, but she immediately said she had a boyfriend and pointed at him.
So I had a great, long talk with her boyfriend the whole evening, drinking beers, making jokes and laughing hysterically, while the girl stood in the corner by herself with a glass of water, looking pissed, car keys dangling from her finger.

What a great night. 😄

And someone got GLETCHed in the face with it. 😮

I thoroughly enjoyed the onomatopoeia for the web fart. 🥸

HR just sat me down, together with the CEO, the writer, the artist, the social media manager, the coffee lady and the janitorial staff of CustardFist inc. (a.k.a. my appartement) and I all agreed that this comic hit the right level of raunchiness to stir up the much needed engagement.

Then I all patted each other on the back and went my separate ways. What an eventful day this was. 😌

Boy, are they in for a surprise. 😏

Maybe you’re a weirdo, like me. 🤪😉

Haha. 🤣

If you like it, you like it. 🫲😙
😌🫱 If you don’t like it, you don’t like it.

Thanks. ☺️ I’m considering getting tested (or whatever it’s called) for ADHD. My brain is all over the place. 😬

Hmmm. This should shave off a few minutes of your day. 😀

What a vicious circle. 😉

“Ffffffffffhonk!”

In bed, I listen to podcasts of people talking about shitty movies. It drowns out the “party” in my head.