I prefer the portmanteau, Fantascist, as it mixes the two and also suggests fantasist.

Seems to be about memes and porn where I’m sitting.

I love some random foreign artists that I don’t speak the language of and can’t understand at all - Saian Supa Cru, Dengue Fever, Kent, Sigur Ros, Vicentico.

On a side note, I saw BTS on UK TV once and thought it was some kind of comedy pastiche act. What I heard and saw was really terrible, yet the panel on the show were lauding them when it was over, and I just didn’t understand. K-pop is likely not for me, I figure.

Life changing news is actually being pregnant. You don’t need to tell anyone he’s been rawdogging you.

If you can’t use apostrophes correctly, you’re no brother of mine.

I’m forever on NoFX and Propagandhi.

Same here.

Whatever meds you’re on, the current level is not correct.

To not mince my words: fuck those fucking fuckers.

Nah, I’d wager most people know they are dying as it’s a total system over-ride when your heart (the most common) or brain gives up. You might not know the clinical reason discovered in an autopsy, but you know in that moment that you’re fucked. Most people are dying by a sudden heart failure or failure of something else and they know for a moment that it’s like nothing they have felt before.

I never wanted to see this but suspected I might.

Cheers. I’ll smash it, I’m sure, but I’ll definitely have to mention the 2 inch slice on my face. It’ll be an ice-breaker.

You say that, but I just tried this with my 21 year old cat, Murphy, and he straight up scratched my face and now it won’t stop bleeding. I have a job interview in 2 days and will probably look like I’ve been slashed.

It was installed 3 years ago, so it’s pretty up to date. An hour in the morning warms the floor pretty uniformly, and keeps it at around 21 degrees C for quite some time.

Underfloor heating definitely makes a floor warm to the touch. Source: have it throughout the downstairs of my house and it comes on for an hour each morning.

I never did. He was always Donald Cunt in my house.

I work for a company which designs and sells chlor-alkali electrolysers and our Technical Service Manual advises always using demin.

You complain about what you experience whether it’s genocide or losing a shoe. Humans everywhere complain. It’s not unique to the West.

When you say friends, what do you think friends are? It sounds like you’re not engaging or taking an interest at all. They sound like acquaintances, people you know. Not friends.