“I am sworn to carry your burdens”

Black or coloured papers, and non-black ink, cost more than plain white-ish paper and black ink.

Is that a watch on your cock ring!?

Waiting for a repeat of Jan 6 from the other side, or a civil war, or the sovcits to take over, or all of the above, or some other unknown catastrophe.

Whatever disasters may or may not have come about due to “bad” presidents in the past will pale in comparison to the events of the next few years.

Sometimes an itch is caused by an irritant on the skin, which causes nerves to send a signal to the brain that there is something wrong at that location. Scratching the itch sometimes overwhelms the nerve endings with signals and causes the itch to go away. (This is what usually happens when we feel itchy).

Sometimes, however, the itch happens from the other end - there is a misfire or false signal in the brain at the location where a nerve signal would be received, and we interpret that as a signal coming from the nerve, where there is actually nothing at the other end to cause a signal to be sent. However, scratching the location where we perceive the itch to be coming from can also overwhelm the nerve endings with signals, which can send signals to the brain and overwhelm the receiving end and cause the itch to go away.

Source: had a neurologist (¿ I think ?) girlfriend who did a study on phantom pain in amputees. They could stimulate bits of the brain and “trick” people into feeling their phantom pain somewhere else where it could be treated, or feeling itchy, sometimes on existing limbs; sometimes the itch would be on the non-existent amputated limb.

Because phone numbers are more complicated than IP addresses.

Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Phone Numbers

Argument Clinic

“That’s what she said”

Asking for a friend

Sleep

im not gonna drink much after this for a while

Haha, famous last words

Why isn’t there a license to have a kid? With an exam to make sure you’re going to look after them properly?

When I was young and regularly drank to excess, they used to last until mid afternoon.

I always thought that fire is “just” plasma, but it’s more complicated: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire

How about “dodgy”, so that describes the department and their behaviour?

Maria End

thank you. It was long ago and far away.

Clean clear cold mountain water. Beginning of spring, snow was starting to melt. There was a settlement out of court. I’m almost 60 now and my ankles still click and hurt.

Three and a half weeks, 25 days.

More than forty years ago I was lost in the wilderness on a school camp. Broke both ankles and couldn’t walk. Drank water from a stream and waited.