The ol’ Reddit Treatment

I’m down with calling him Space Karen from now on, actually.

All opposed?

Or STOP meant “stop,” not “yes daddy give me more texts”

Since when do senators diagnose shit?

Perhaps a creddit system (for gits and shiggles)

Just fuckin chuggin that koolaid

I do love how little maintenance is needed until you have to re-learn everything you forgot

Im glad this happened fast enough that I wasn’t too invested in it to leave.

Would

“What do you mean five people got here before me?! I NEED my coffee!”

Thats the reason they dont have me roped into payments right now

You right. This is the second time I’ve felt the urge.

Eh not exactly

“Oops! We accidentally incorporates ads into our software! It was an honest mistake…”

I’ve never wanted to go smashing car windows in a lot until now

My problem is I sleep on all sides at any given moment. Never finding true comfort

Where do I uh… I mean what would you call uh… can I just…

Broke ass cant even destroy the world with his depression

/s

A whole generation of basically disposable devices at that

What would you like me to say, “Encourages the innovative surveillance state so long as it fits their agenda”?

Sooo the party against a surveillance state creates a surveillance state. Am i getting this right?