The kind of stuff I do to postpone having to go to walmart

Oh damn thanks for the correction

Its Martin Scorsese. He directed a lot of movies like The Godfather, Wolf of Wall Street, and other films. Mostly mafia and crime stuff. He’s a pretty reputable director and the joke is that the person summed him up to being a Tiktok guy

I’ve been intentionally not paying attention

I dont know who the guy under Reagan is but he looks sunburned

Post apocalypse loot container

Yeah I live in US. It honestly could be my parents but thats what happened sadly

Every time I try to stop being shy people seem unable to react to what I have to say. Its like I’m in a “wtf he’s not supposed to be talking” zone.

Had to pay $200 for a covid test because my families insurance had just dropped me because I turned 24

My parents never went. Parent teacher conference was just a day off for me

Get it? He decided to be an alcoholic

I uses to be pepto bismol man. Turns out I just needed a lot more fiber in my diet

I am proud to say I am that man.

Edit: not this specific man just a guy with a wife and daughter who love him

I’ve gotten into the habit of eating and drinking things fast because of limited time on break and now my digestive system is in terrible shape

I dont think I ever really believed. We lived in a trailer when I was a kid so there wasnt a chimney and Idk why but thats always what stood out to me as a kid. Also at that point there were so many christmas movies where the plot was people not believing and I think that also caused me to think there was a pretty valid reason behind that especially when they pointed out “how does he make it to all the kids houses around the world in one night.”

The assassin looks like he is wearing a black windbreaker style jacket and the other guy looks like he is wearing a cream colored dickies jean jacket with the grey hood like you get from walmart

Tornados wreck my town every year. In short, it sucks.

I dont know if the joke is stupid or if I am. Care to explain the joke?

I remember a lot of stuff but tying it to a specific day can be hard sometimes. Something I thought happened yesterday mightve happened like 3 days ago and a week out I’m pretty unsure unless it happened on a holiday or rent day or something. I can remember major events and random things from a long time ago though. Earliest memory I can muster up is crawling on some red carpet in my grandparents trailer. They moved out of that place when I was 1 year old

My work has been experimenting with a project for about 2 years now and this has been my life since then