This is my cat, bitch likes to hit me for no reason

Had my first experience of a bidet in Japan but not just that, the toilet seat was heated too, that was my first dump after landing

Always be polite to your future overlords

I don’t really struggle with hay fever but it hit me hard on a trip to Japan

Americans…why are you just allowing this to happen to your country, like what’s it going to take for you people to actually do something?

Your mom been on Amazon again?

I do

Older, I used to rip CDs onto tapes using a cassette deck

Maybe he’ll take a trade, offer him Greenland for Hawaii, see if he takes it

Where’s the freedom of speech Americans are so proud of

He looks like a right pervert so I wouldn’t be surprised

Dare I ask what you mean by that?

Anyone checked behind the couch cushions?

I mean…she can’t watch you all the time…

You kids with your YouTubers, in my day we had blip.tv and TheSpoonyOne to be disappointed in

Even the melted ones? 😄

In Scotland we have a word for people like Elon, cunt

Before I bought a Steam Deck I had never used Linux but now I really like it, honestly I’m tempted to install SteamOS on my PC as it’s only ever used for gaming anyway

Saw a Tesla today that someone stuck an old Rover badge on, cracked me up