I wish the pillow was me!

“butterscotch raspberry pudding”!? Why does he not have an extremely successful restaurant down the road from me??

How dare you. We also like salty and “cheese”.

These people vote.

Actually, it’s now called the Canaderse.

If they chose to do it because they want to, how is that “demeaning”?

I guess I should have expected it, but I was hoping they were videos on how to do crime… ☹️

Oh, wait. The ICC got distracted and is now attacking a hair tie…

You and I may have, but this country is teetering on the brink right now precisely because people didn’t care enough to vote against this administration.

If “did not vote” was a candidate

This is literally a Russian talking point! “If you care about these soldiers, you’d end the war quickly!”

In other words, give Russia the land they stole and reward them for all the men, woman and children they have murdered, tortured, raped, and stolen as well as all the destruction they caused! If you do that, Russia will do this again, and it might be your country! Please support Ukraine because I think the US will actively help Putin now…

You can try!

Do I foresee little ProfessorNougatScience babies in the future…?

I’m confused. I thought we were talking about the internet, not the sound your mom makes?

I mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!

Your light can be on the ceiling or a tit. Not both…

I swear, these freaks yearn for the boot, it’s so pathetic…

Weird, every researcher seems to use this same term.

So go pound sand with that ‘facts’ horseshit.

Oh, those pesky “”““facts””“”! You don’t like my sources, that’s fine. I included 8 more in my other comment, starting with Wikipedia:

https://feddit.nl/comment/15554133

You… think one paragraph voids decades of data they’ve carefully collected? Lol, I’ve lost all credibility because this issue (like everything) has nuance…? You believe that source agrees with you?

Okay, fine. Here’s some more from statisticians, lawyers, non-profits, and hospitals:

• https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States

• https://jminjurylawyer.com/dog-bites/the-most-dangerous-dog-breeds-in-america/#%3A~%3Atext=Several+factors+contribute+to+why+these+breeds%2Ctheir+owners+also+play+a+key+role

• https://www.jacksonbackhome.com/dog-bite-statistics/

• https://jnylaw.com/blog/dog-bite-statistics-by-breed/

• https://www.avma.org/sites/default/files/resources/javma_000915_fatalattacks.pdf

• https://www.mkplawgroup.com/legal-services/los-angeles-dog-bite-lawyer/dog-bite-statistics/

• https://care.choc.org/dog-bite-study-shows-youngest-kids-most-at-risk-which-breeds-inflict-the-most-severe-injuries/

• https://www.vazirilaw.com/dog-attack-statistics-by-breed-2024

Let me guess: they’re all in on the massive conspiracy to… let people know they should be more careful around their pitties?

Sorry, I misunderstood. So many people are having an emotional reaction to my comments…

Agreed. We earned this. I hope we gain the world’s trust again, but it’ll most likely never be like it was…