I quit drinking for good.

Now, I only drink for evil.

There is no chicken

They’re not waving at you. They’re waving at the Jeep.

Because boobs

I remember this episode of "The Twilight Zone"

Lemmy is God

There's a bathroom on the right.

Springtime for Hitler

Max Headroom becomes reality.

Santa is real.

Good boys and girls don't exist.

Floridaman: "Wut?"

The moon landing was faked.

NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.

Anything by the Ramones

“Back off, man. I’m a scientist.”

The courts have ruled many times that the police have no duty to protect.

You can’t have intelligence and happiness.