Something tells me Daily Beast editors live in an appartment building and are afraid of sudden Russian death syndrome.

It’s all a matter of perspective. I’m an optimist myself so it goes:

• Before drinking: Hey it was a great day, Let’s have a drink to finish it off nicely
• After drinking: Hey it was a great day but I wish I didn’t have to ride the bus home

Since when do the orange utan and his goons care about legality?

Either that or he’s preparing to spring something even worse on them. Such as: “Don’t bother explaining what you do and just pack your things.”

Funny how a man who claims to be the representative of God on Earth seems to be totally let down by the supernatural and entirely dependent on secular medicine for survival, like the rest of us. It’s almost as if he was nothing special at all…

31% of Americans voted for Trump. And less than half of American voters voted for him.

Is this supposed to be reassuring? Because I’ll tell you what I think: more than 10,000 total across the entire country voting for the orange utan is absolutely alarming.

And not a minute too soon.
Fuck Murdoch to hell and back with a rusty wire brush.

You’re not that important. Nobody wants to kill you.

Wow… When a Nazi finds something too Nazi, you know that something is pretty damn Nazi…

You’re about to move to a country in which the rule of law doesn’t apply anymore. ICE is roaming US cities like a bunch of thugs, snagging and deporting legal and illegal migrants alike, as well as US citizens. It’s well documented. The criterion for being a target of ICE is not being white enough.

Don’t unpack too quickly when you arrive: there’s a fair chance ICE will deport you right back.

From TFA:

So, while Zuck may be playing the part of the cool guy, Americans haven’t been fooled by his gold chains or musical ambitions, it seems.

Yet they’ve been fooled by a fat orange fascist buffoon. Go figure…

I respect her but I really don’t think she’s helping here. She’s muddying the issue - not to mention, a lot of people really hate her and Luigi doesn’t need the second-hand hatred.

In other news, Trump voter finally understands Homer’s catchphrase “D’oh!” after 38 years.

Yes, that’s called sarcasm.

In times past, anyone doing anything like that around the president would have put the president on the fast track to impeachment.

Today, this will just slide, and we’ll have another piece of outrageous news tomorrow that nobody will be outraged about for more than 10 minutes. Different values today I guess…

Well yeah, but he’s not a cool Nazi: he looks like he sleeps in the street while the South African one is a kajillionaire who makes space rockets and electric cars.

Nobody likes an uncool Nazi.

Also, here’s the actual source of the article instead of a link to an aggregator:

https://www.thewrap.com/steve-bannon-gives-apparent-nazi-salute-at-cpac-elon-musk/

One day those spineless GOP senators will stand trial alongside the orange utan and Elon Musk, Nuremberg-style, trying to justify why they killed the republic and brought brought about the American Reich.

Mitch McConnell is proof that the built-in termination date in the human life cycle is a good thing.

There’s no “if” here, it’s “when”.

Whether or not Luigi did it, somebody needs to made an example of by the ultra-rich class and the corporate world for murdering one of their own. That person is Luigi.