I forgot to mention I do not catch everything, preferably I avoid catching knives. And iron pans. Hammers also not. For some reason, my brain did a pretty solid job not to catch such items.

I regularly catch stuff that accidentally drops nearby me with my hands or I manganese to soften the hit in the ground by changing it’s trajectory with my feet.

That comes in handy as i am clumsy as hell.

What the actual duck?!

I stopped a time ago. Interestingly, the thing I miss most is maps. That sheer amount of user data paves the path for a fine traffic estimation.

Ok so for me it’s the 2012 maps logo, the 2013 gmail and the 2015 calendar logo.

Want another one? Sure.

Yo, facial recognition is utter bullshit at times. This “person” has been recognized by my NAS. Still cannot figure out, which of my relatives this hit resembles most…

…covfefe?

They do decent guitars as well