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Straight up theft. In a more functional government, there would be an agency with real teeth that you could report them to for that kind of behavior, with something other than fines-as-the-cost-of-doing-business.

And now they’ll never be able to reboot Mighty Max

Is this the famously “free market competition” before which we’re all expected to bend the knee?

Clowns in a clownshow.

Not liking Elvis, and not liking his music are two very different things.

“Capitalism breeds innovation”

Food costs quadruple

I hope the parents sue each individual school administrator and the school board. It won’t bring back their kid, but it’s still a form of justice.

Then again it’s Texas, so justice is more of a concept than any kind of expectation.

Analog mechanical systems are so much more intuitive than digital ones though. The ability to physically see and touch and connect and tinker with things feels vastly more human than pointing and clicking and cursing and screaming.

Carving an entire castle from one stone would be incredibly impressive engineering. Or a very small castle.

The D shall rise again?

You forgot that they’ll also all go to Church on the weekend and tell each other what good people they are. Was it not Jesus who said, “No unions on my watch, pal.”

I keep thinking of the scene in Far and Away where they torch the manor house.

Correct.

Not vaccinating your children should be cited as child abuse. Because, it is.

So they’re saying God is either impotent, or callously cruel? Yeah, definitely dedicate your life to worshipping that. Brilliant logic.

Boomer men love other Boomer men.

There is a small animal that performs the function of rack and pinion steering. It’s not happy about it, but it’s a living.

It was the original 1904 Peter Pan!

We should embargo and blockade the state so their inevitable introduction of preventable diseases doesn’t spread to other parts of the union.

Same for any state that wants to walk back decades of medical advancement. They’re a stark and Real danger.

Simple farmers. People of the land, the common clay of the New West…

Muppets are raging