Levantine people don’t have very dark skin, they definitely aren’t as white as Western Europeans though

No, guys, Assad was still the good guy. Haven’t you heard about how great he was for minorities? Haven’t you heard about how much he supported Palestine? /s

Other regime officials

He will be impeached within 3 days which is the fastest legal schedule, that is if he doesn’t resign (very possible)

Military withdrew from the parliament

Not exactly, under the constitution if the parliament votes to suspend martial law the president must end it. A constitutional crisis is brewing

They tried to, lawmakers had to literally climb the fence to sneak into parliament and protesters had to block the army from storming parliament

Talking about guns

For people who don’t know, this is very, very bad. The recount isn’t actually because of the far right lunatic but because a reasonable person with good ideas beat the corrupt ruling party candidate for second place very narrowly. This recount is basically a transparent ploy to shove the corrupt establishment candidate through to the second round

Who actually uses those sites

This is after several recounts

You’ll change your mind after a few hours in The Can

MUG enforcement officers are on their way to your location. You will be placed in a MUG detention center, where you will be forced to drink MUG root beer until you stop thinking anti-MUG thoughts. Long live MUG

The whole meme is mug. Not “porn myself a generic glass of root beer”

Can we please fire all of these consultants. Every single one. Fire everyone at the DNC while we’re at it

only Trump is allowed to be a rapist

He’s not getting confirmed. A fish with a criminal record has a higher chance of getting confirmed

Very likely. This guy does not have the support and multiple Republican senators have said they won’t confirm him.

Fuck that.

The constitution lays out certain things the government can’t say or do. One of those things is bring together church and state