You forgot the bread line

That’s why they have to test the new ones.

Ukraine should immediately start surface testing nuclear weapons.

Right. OP is probably confused why noone wants to listen to him talk about Fallout 76.

Is that pile of punctuation another one of elons kids?

Wait aren’t they the ones that charged me $250 for a book I didn’t use? They get my tax money too??

He’ll just rewrite the Bible and call himself king on the cover.

I’m thinking about Plancks other constant. They seem to want to speed it up.

“A scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.”

So like, if a hundred of us all filed through a store, picked up this one item, then set it back down, it would potentially be cheaper next week?

Is this the new protest instead of not buying from a particular company? Next Kroger you visit, pick up and set down all the nestle products you can find.

Baraka

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Samsara

I have to recommend 9v instead of AA, there’s an extra little kick to it

I had someone tell me once those fancy stuffed green olives are supposed to go in martinis or something. F that, I’ll eat half a bottle as a snack.

The CFAA isn’t computer literate either. It was made in like 1985 and the language used references express permission for dialing into computers in pre-dialup days. Courts could interpret it as everyone needing a snail mailed letter from google before you type google dot com into a browser, if the judge wanted to be that big of an asshole. Its ancient, but it is still used to throw the book at anyone using a keyboard in a way the government doesn’t like.

If any country started invading the US, they would face fierce resistance from every household they attempt to pass.

Except Canada. Canada’s numbers would swell as they moved through the US. They’d get handed free guns.

Poetry

I’m surprised he didn’t tip on the entrance ramp. Makes me think he dumped his load at some highway construction and had barely started going before this happened

I would like to know where I can personally inform them that I am, in fact, posting negative things about their department online. I’ll even send them a fucking link

Screen shots kinda look like colonoscopy simulator

Mines similar. 14, cousins wedding. Every table had a bottle of champagne and us kids swiped a few and hit the parking lot

Recreate that party scene from home alone 1, but with Mexican music.